White Elephant

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Cheese, Sex, Death: A Bible for the C...

For many people, the world of artisan cheese is an intriguing but intimidating place. There are s...

For many people, the world of artisan cheese is an intriguing but intimidating place. There are so many strange smells, unusual textures, exotic names, and rules for serving. Where should a neophyte begin? From evangelist cheesemonger Erika Kubick, this comprehensive book guides readers to become confident connoisseurs and worshippers of Cheesus! A preacher of the curd word, Kubick provides the Ten Commandments of Cheese, which breaks down this complex world into simplified bites. A welcoming...

$29.99

“Fuck Around & Find Out” Floral Kitch...

Sweet florals… with a little attitude  This “F*ck Around & Find Out” Floral Kitchen Towel ble...

Sweet florals… with a little attitude  This “F*ck Around & Find Out” Floral Kitchen Towel blends soft, vintage-inspired roses with bold, unapologetic humor. It’s the perfect mix of pretty and sassy—making it a standout piece for any kitchen. Made from 100% cotton, it’s not just for laughs—it’s functional, absorbent, and ready for everyday use. Details: 100% cotton Size: 17" x 28"   Soft, absorbent, and durable Features floral design with bold statement text Great for both décor and da...

$16.00

Let's Drink Wine and Judge People Coc...

Add a little sass to happy hour with these “Let’s Drink Wine and Judge People” cocktail napkins. ...

Add a little sass to happy hour with these “Let’s Drink Wine and Judge People” cocktail napkins. Featuring bold burgundy lettering on a neutral background, they bring playful personality to wine nights, dinner parties, book clubs, girls’ nights, and casual entertaining. These funny beverage napkins are perfect for serving wine, cocktails, appetizers, and small bites while keeping spills under control. They also make a fun hostess gift, birthday gift, housewarming present, or addition to a win...

$8.00

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