White Elephant

11 items

You Say Tomato I Say Go F Yourself To...

Add bold humor to your kitchen with this cheeky “You Say Tomato, I Say Go F* Yourself” tea towel*...

Add bold humor to your kitchen with this cheeky “You Say Tomato, I Say Go F* Yourself” tea towel**. Featuring a vintage-style tomato illustration with black and red lettering, this funny dishtowel makes a memorable accent for kitchens, bar carts, and gift baskets. Made from 100% cotton with a flat-weave construction, it is lightweight, practical, and includes a convenient hang loop. A fun gift for friends, hosts, home cooks, tomato lovers, or anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor. Details: ...

$16.00

Bittermilk Old Fashioned Gift Set

The old fashioned — three ways. Contains all three old fashioned style cocktail mixers in one se...

The old fashioned — three ways. Contains all three old fashioned style cocktail mixers in one set. Nutrition panel and recipes included on foiled box.  Includes No.1 Bourbon Barrel Aged Old Fashioned, No. 4 New Orleans Style Old Fashioned Rouge, and No.6 Oaxacan Old Fashioned with gift box. Three 8.5 fl oz/251 ml bottles Makes about 50 cocktails Alcohol not included.

$64.00

“Deez Nuts” Cotton Kitchen Towel

Add a little humor to your kitchen 🌰😄 This “Deez Nuts” Kitchen Towel is the perfect mix of playfu...

Add a little humor to your kitchen 🌰😄 This “Deez Nuts” Kitchen Towel is the perfect mix of playful and practical. Featuring a fun nut illustration design with a cheeky twist, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh while still being a high-quality, everyday kitchen essential. Made from 100% cotton, this towel is soft, absorbent, and ready for everything from drying dishes to gifting with personality. Details: Size: 17" x 28" 100% cotton Soft, absorbent, and durable Includes convenient hang loop Perf...

$16.00

Please Leave By 9 Cocktail Napkins

Say it with a wink. These “Please Leave By 9” cocktail napkins bring humor and style to happy hou...

Say it with a wink. These “Please Leave By 9” cocktail napkins bring humor and style to happy hour, dinner parties, and late-night gatherings that everyone secretly wants to end on time. Printed with sleek black foil on soft, durable 3-ply paper, these napkins strike the perfect balance between chic and cheeky. Ideal for entertaining, gifting, or adding personality to your bar cart, they’re a guaranteed conversation starter—no awkward hints required. Perfect for hosts who love a good cocktail...

$8.00

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